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TROI "STAR" TORAIN: Coming for Miss Jones!!!

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By Karu F. Daniels, AOL Black Voices

Troi Star Torain says he's shopping a book about Miss Jones, titled 'Yes, I've Met Miss Jones.'

The BV Newswire has learned exclusively that Troi "Star" Torain is readying a kiss-and-tell-all memoir about his former sidekick turned nemesis Miss Jones.

The disgraced disc jockey -- who was terminated by broadcast giant Clear Channel Communications after causing a public uproar with remarks about a radio rival's under-aged daughter -- is shopping a book project, titled 'Yes, I've Met Miss Jones.'

Torain, who independently released his biography 'Objective Hate,' is currently embroiled in a rumored $50 million legal battle with Clear Channel. Before his abrupt departure from the network's flagship New York City hip-hop station last year, he ruled supreme as a ratings champ with his no-holds-barred morning show.

With new industry buzz of him joining Howard Stern's old stomping grounds -- New York City's K-Rock -- the sharp-witted media personality has been spending his down time at his Poconos summer home "smoking three Zino cigars daily, riding my John Deer lawn mower, nurturing my twelve fruit trees and scanning the internet for women with double D breast."

"Yes, I've Met..." was inspired, he said, after learning that Jones (legally known as Tarsha Nicole Jones) devoted thirty pages to him in her much -buzzed about tome, 'Have You Met Miss Jones: The Life & Loves of Radio's Most Controversial Diva,' which was released by One World/Random House earlier this summer.

"Please note that I'm not a vindictive person, nor do I need closure on the inner thoughts of Tarsha Jones, but ... I felt the need to give further perspective on my incomparable journey," he explained.

As previously reported in The BV Newswire, Jonesy (as she is affectionately known to ready listeners) didn't pull any punches with sharing her experiences with Torain and fellow shock jock Wendy Williams.

"A knuckle-dragging motherf#$%& wearing tight, high-water pants that emphasized how small his nuts were," is how she described Torain in the book.

"Miss Jones short-lived contributions to my grind came at a point in her life where she has already admitted to being desperate for a dollar," he fired back. "After leaving such a lasting impression on her, I now take this opportunity to drive the nail home for the sake of my legacy."

"Having already addressed my time at HOT 97 in my book, here I will use a more low-grade approach to describe the time spent with my one time bottom hoe," the eyebrow raising lightning rod furthered.

"I initially excluded Miss Jones from my book because of the fact that when she rode with me, she claimed to be saved by Jesus," he continued, warning not to "laugh just
yet!"

"Therefore knowing that her brand of Hate is solely for the purposes of amusement and not education, I didn't want to put the burden of my philosophy on her Styrofoam plate," he continued.

Torain, who has alluded to having sexual relations with Jones in the past, today said "we were in love with each other five days a week," when asked about the tryst(s). "I dont think Ive cared for a black b#$%& since then."

Whatever that means.

He also revealed that upon her book's release, he received a phone message "from some nappy-headed loser who was upset that after reading Jonsey's chicken scratch, I wasn't declared the baby daddy."

He sure knows how to put things in perspective.

"I'm sure this ledger will give more life to the already pointless career of Tarsha Jones, but let it never be said that I didn't keep a bitch's belly full," he concluded.

A spokesperson for Jones did not immediately respond to queries seeking comment by deadline.

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